Lets start by picking at wounds. Its too early, I know, but demonstrations of restraint and moral fortitude have never been the hallmarks of Irish politics. Bertie, that innocuous, anorak wearing wolf in sheep's wording, is hence forth to be known as an Artist.
In yet another brazen move into territories previously unsullied by his creeping Jesus, we now have to allow him access to the group 'Artist'
The land of Saints and Scholars has a new member, lets think fondly of him and immediately bring him to mind when we hear the word Artist, lets work on priming this shall we?
Repeat, and continue to do so until the light appears....
Jack B. Yeats : Bertie
Brendan Behan : Bertie
Francis Bacon : Bertie
Seamus Heaney : Bertie
James Joyce : Be.........
...........I'm sorry I cant do it, its just a leap too far....
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